Ten things I hate

How quickly time passes.

Fanatics over anything.

My school shoes 

Twilight 

People who contradict their natures so people 'accept' them .

Misogynist fucks that treat women like masturbatory aids.

Women that use men for money and sex.

People who exaggerate things.

People who are double-faced.

Close minded people who have a source of knowledge limited to only media (hey faux news disciples).

False reports on news channels/sites.

Stupidity (NO CHICKEN NUGGETS OMG FUCKING CALL 911 THREE TIMES).

People who are so insecure they have to act tough and be douchewands to feel like they shouldn't wash their mouth out with buckshot when they get home.

Hair in any type of food.

Lag in videogames. 

People who can't keep their heavy drinking/smoking/pimping/whoring lifestyles to themselves. 

Being late Passive aggressive comments. 

Stupid lawsuits.

Divorcewhores. 

Pro-abortionists. 

People who aren't individual thinkers. 

Cliché love songs (fucking eurovision and nigger love music, I hate it all) 

Akon.

Whatever rap, bar Tu pac (hip hop but whatever).

Retarded atheists (I once heard a Richard Dawkin's quote. Whatever you say I can refute and prove false! What do you mean my argument doesn't apply? Well, uhh, your GOD doesn't apply hahah tooth fairy).

Plagiarism(I once heard the MGS theme song on an ad for something disgustingly boring and retarded. I raged.)

Stupid television shows.

Fake modesty or unwarranted deprecciation.

Callous assumptions.

Annoying children Spoiled brats. 

Open doors People who whisper, I read lips, the fact you're going pssswwssswpspspsppwpwsssswwpwpws all the god damned time is just fucking annoying. 

People who can't learn to leave a man that's painting alone, especially when they're not good-looking women.

DeviantArt. 

People who pick up gun knowledge from Call of Duty.

Feces anywhere on the floor. Dog shit, horseshit I don't give a fuck it's the twenty-first century. 

We have as much shit in the streets as we did 500 years ago what the fuck. 

Fuckers I'm sleeping and listening to dream music, don't you fucking dare touch my face. 

Oh your smoking near me indoors, how about you inhale a bit more smoke? Yeah, gimme that cigarette and let me ram it up your nostril. 

People who whine when things don't go as they wished, due to lack of self-will. 

Videogame-film movies that have potential but fail. 

Girls who can't make up their fucking mind. 

Girls that like assholes. 

Gasless cola 

Boring people 

People who insist on hiding emotions from me; even though it's futile. 

Studying literature at ordinary level.

Egocentric people Drivers with no etiquette.

Grumpy elders.

Bullshit policies.

Expensive food and drink.

Disney Disney-derived bands and crazes. 

Whores.

Packed lunch.

Noise in the morning.

People who can't use sarcasm.

People who don't understand good humour.

Bad smells.

Songs which are played to death. 

Incoherent people.

Maltese fahking Literature.

Attractive girls who LOOK like my type but end up being annoying. 

How fucking small fast food from chain restaurants is. 

People driving LOUD cars in small streets (like mine) and have engines which make noise that PENETRATE THE FUCKING 'SOUND PROOF' GLASS.

'Sound proof' glass. 

People who don't get my humour. (BRYNSKITSFUCK) 

Extremists. 

People who compare "indie cred". Defeats the point, douchebag. 

Soccer moms. Don't care if I already listed it. 

People that try to drive out of the gate of a school when ALL THE STUDENTS ARE LEAVING, AND END UP FUCKING HONKING THEIR HORNS! Just fucking leave the gate when there aren't 300 students waiting for a ride back home SHEESH.

Ninja vs pirate/spartan/knight WHATEVER debates that can't be truly solved since battle depends on more than who has the toughest armour or best weapons. 

A month of having one exam a week then they switch to having an exam everyday. 

Nerds that abuse Monty Python. Disgrace. 

Neg rep on CADforums. God they're dumb. 

Morose people with no psychiatric problems or bad lives. 

Loud, rude people that talk long enough for me to start doubting life. 

Loud, rude people. 

"Emos ROCK!" *devil horn-hand symbol here* 

Bands featuring Autumn, ashes, roses or WHATEVER. 

Bands with names that have more words than the lyrics of their original discography. 

Guys that would rather play Videogames than speaking to the girflriend they've been cheating on, while she keeps trying to make it work because he said he agrees with her. People who give too much importance to their appearance. 

You.

That's not all of it.

Ok, a BIT more than ten things I hate. (Satire btw.)